Hey, I'll be a pretty boy for money.

elmakias:

👊👊 best friends @alexshelnutt @therealjeremymckinnon - new blog up adamelmakias.com/blog

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle

orchardly:

reminder to self: just because you can stay up until 5 in the morning doesn’t mean you should

antimcrreposts:

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tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson